redneck healing

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Redneck Healing

A New Approach to Healing by Billy Bob Kobb

 

Are you tired of having your soul squished lika bug ?

Are you tired of listenin to the same old preacher spoutin the same tired old stories and singing the same old psalms ?

Are you sick and tired of all the pompass gurus and so called experts offering the same old recycled garbage ?

Are you tired of buying books with cute names and covers
and finding out theres nothing in them that you can use ?

Help is on the way !

Jimmy the man who did all these years of hardwork with the trinity table and his other stuff spins some real good informashion but I told him a while back you are goin way over some folks heads.

Jims pretty outspoken and a truth teller but being a nice guy lotsa times he really holds back. Billy Bob dont pussyfoot around, i cut to the raw nut cuttin bottomline !

Me and Jimmy hardly ever butt heads but i keep tellin him its
hard to get simple folks innersted in all the good stuff when
they are to busy wading in the everday crap.
So my buddies and me arr gonna run some intefernce.

Im bringing along some friends to help out too

Maudine Beaudine is gonna be handlin the Wimmins stuff.
Maudine ran some of the biggest and best cat houses from
bombay to boston. Shes a Real authority on wimmin and men.

Delmer Plower is gonna help with the mens stuff.
Del has a long history of workin in hospitals and with
docters. and lotsa nurses,

Sam Sprouse is gonna be helping with mental thangs.
Sammy started as a real psycho doctor and spent many
years as a docter an inmate in several hospitals.

Rev Elmo Gantree who had many churches and army
chaplined, shot at and hit many times..in the army and
by some husbans.

Grannie Elmoore we call her CG for crazy grannie, if
you dont want to know and aint ready to listen
dont ask CG .

Cousin Rupert none of us know whos cousin he
is and he dont have a last name. Rupert is about
the smartest people i done ever knowed. gotta head
lika big watrmelon. big bain.

Col Ken Kovert usta be in some supr secket govmet
operatins that he dont talk about. he knos about all
bout how funny stuf they dont tell us werks..

If we dont no the anser weel find some body taht does !
Or well play the fiddle fer ya.

So here it is we ar the Rekin Krew rarin to go !

Send your questins to Jimmy and hell read them to us
and weel answer, none of us can do puter stuff.

THANKS BillyBob

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